Deflect-O-Matic: The Art of Not Caring

A comprehensive guide to deflecting your responsibilities with style.

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Deflect-O-Matic Fundamentals

At its core, Deflect-O-Matic is about redirecting unwanted attention away from your problems. It's not just a skill, it's an art.

Here are the basic principles to get you started:

1. Deny, Deny, Deny: The first line of defense is to deny any involvement or responsibility. It's like a digital smoke bomb that obscures the truth.

2. Blame it on the Interns: When all else fails, blame the interns. They're always the ones who messed it up in the first place.

3. Change the Subject: Swiftly pivot to a completely unrelated topic. Like a ninja, you must be quick and silent.

4. The Art of Misdirection: Distract your enemies with an endless loop of cat videos or memes. A well-timed 'who let the dogs out?' can also work wonders.