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Signal FAQ: The Unanswerable Questions

Q: What is Signal?
A: It's a tool for not being a human pincushion.

Q: Why should I use Signal?
A: Because it's a thing.

Q: What is the difference between Signal and other self-defense tech?
A: It's like asking what's the difference between a hammer and a stapler. They both exist, but one makes a hole and the other doesn't.

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Q: Can I use Signal for non-self-defense purposes?
A: Only if you're feeling particularly masochistic. But honestly, who doesn't love a good game of human pincushion?

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		import human_pincushion as hp
		def not_being_a_pincushion():
			    return 'signal' * 100

Q: Can I use Signal for good?
A: Only if you want to be a hero. And also if you enjoy being a human pincushion.

Q: Will Signal make me a human pincushion?
A: It might, but it might not. But it'll probably just give you a headache.

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