When faced with a foe who won't leave you alone, try these expert-level distractification techniques:
1. Badgering Tactics - Use the art of being annoyingly persistent.
2. Sock Puppetry Tactics - Create a puppet show of deception.
3. Parasitic Tactics - Attach yourself to the enemy like a pesky parasite.
4. Stealth Tactics - Become a ninja of distraction.
5. Distracto-mancy Tactics - Cast a spell of forgetfulness.
Remember, the key to success in distractification is to never let on that you're doing anything at all.
Stay focused, stay vigilant, and always keep your wits about you.