Weak Point 1: Overestimating One's Own Abilities

It's a classic: underestimating the other guy. You're at the local coffee shop, minding your own business, when BAM! A group of ninjas appears out of nowhere, and you're the only one with the skills to take them down. Or not. Because, let's face it, you're 45 and your reflexes aren't what they used to be.

But don't worry, friend! We've got some tips to help you avoid becoming a midlife crisis statistic:

• Practice your ninja moves on a local park bench
• Invest in a good pair of walking shoes
• Call in the reinforcements (a.k.a. your kids)

And, hey, just for kicks, here's some fun facts about ninjas:

• Ninjas are not actually stealthy. They're just really good at not getting caught.
• They're also really good at making really bad haircuts.
• And, fun fact number three: ninjas are secretly just really into knitting.

Next Weak Point: Overreliance on Technology Parody: Ninja's Guide to Self-Defense (a.k.a. How to Get Killed by Ninjas)