Decide on a plant that will inevitably die on you within a week, but sounds cool when you tell your friends it's 'that one thing that's hard to kill'.
You know, like that succulent that looks like it's been put through a lawnmower.
Step 2: Water It Until You Think It's Dead, Then Water Some MoreNot actually responsible for your dead plants.
But seriously, we're not.
But also, you're probably going to kill them anyway.