The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum: A Guide for the Utterly Unmotivated

Chapter 1: The Lazy Gardener's Guide to Not Getting Your Hands Dirty

Step 1: Watering your plants with a water pistol. It's like a watering can, but with less effort.

Step 2: Using automated garden sprinklers. They're like magic, but not as cool as real magic.

Step 3: Fertilizing with pre-mixed bags from the store. No need to get your hands dirty or learn anything.

Want more tips? Click here for Chapter 2: The Joy of Not Weeding.

Or, if you're feeling extra lazy, click here for Chapter 3: The Art of Letting Your Garden Grow Wild.