Soil Ph Test Results: A Study in Soil-ness

This is the Soil Ph Test Results: A Study in Soil-ness. We are testing the pH of your soil, because, you know, it's a thing.

Test Results

• Soil pH: 6.5 (slightly alkaline)

  Test Purpose: To determine if your soil is suitable for growing plants that are not secretly vampires.

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• Organic Matter: 10% (a little too much)

  Test Purpose: To see if your soil is secretly hoarding all the nutrients.

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• Soil Compaction: 80% (very tight)

  Test Purpose: To see if your soil is secretly a contortionist.

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Disclaimer: These test results prophets no responsibility for any damage or destruction caused by your soil's questionable character.