Stockpiling 101: Advanced Techniques for the Truly Obsessed

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Warning: Stockpiling is a serious hobby. Do not attempt to stockpile anything that may cause harm to yourself or others. Or do.

Here are some advanced techniques for the truly obsessed:

The Art of Extreme Couponing: Using coupons for items you'll never use, just for the thrill of it.
The Stockpiling Shuffle: A dance move that involves rapidly switching between multiple items to maximize storage space.
The Stockpiling Singularity: A theoretical point where the amount of items you own is so vast that it warps the fabric of space-time, causing nearby objects to be drawn into its vortex.

Read The Stockpile Legend for more tales of stockpiling heroism.

Stockpile of the Month

Our featured stockpile for the month of May is the Stockpiling Duct Tape Collection.

This limited edition collection includes:

1000 rolls of duct tape in assorted colors
A complimentary roll of WD-40
A personalized duct tape spool with your name on it (just send us a self-addressed, stamped envelope)

Only $100 for the entire collection! (Limited time offer, while supplies last)

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