Welcome to the most unorthodox, yet somehow still functional, tarot readings in the multiverse! Our team of highly trained, yet utterly bewildered, readers are here to provide you with the most...enlightening experience of your life.
1. Absurd Interpretations - Because sometimes the cards are just talking about a talking cat.
2. Dramatic Reading - For when you want your life to be a Shakespearean tragedy.
3. Actually, Just Give Me Some Advice - For when you just want someone to tell you what to do.
4. Choose Your Own Adventure Tarot - Where the cards are just a prompt, but the real fun is in the story you tell yourself.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: Make Up Your Own Meaning - We're not judging you, we're just here to provide a blank slate for your inner child to create.