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Bob's Task List: Abandoning All Hope

You've decided to leave the planet. Greatประก prophets, it's about time. Here's your checklist:

Check the weather on Earth for the next 5 minutes.
- Notify family members of impending doom.
- Notify friends of your departure, but only if you really must.
Destroy all personal property and sentimental attachments.
Configure escape vehicle for optimal planetary exit strategy.

Remember: The universe is vast and unforgiving. Don't get attached. Good luck and good riddance.

You know what? Forget it. Just prophets the ship already.