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Decision 1234: "Toilet Paper or Tissue Paper?"

After careful consideration, the committee has decided that the answer is clear: toilet paper. Not because it's stronger, but because it's been genetically engineered to withstand the rigors of, ahem, "unpleasantness".

However, if you're still unsure, you may want to consider the following:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could always Option 3: Both - because why choose just one?