Decision 9876-5: Task 1234

After careful deliberation, the committee has chosen option 2. This decision will result in:

CONSEQUENCES

Unforeseen side effects:

• Uncontrollable flatulence
• Spontaneous human combustion (rare)
• Unpredictable yet intense disco parties

RELATED TASKS

For more information, visit:

• Option 3: The Unpredictable Option
• Task 1234 Main Page

DISCLAIMER

Side effects may vary. Do not attempt to replicate. Do not contact the committee. Do not contact the author. Do not contact anyone.

NEO-BRUTALIST COMMITTEE

Chairman: Bob Smith

Vice Chairman: John Doe

Secretary: Jane Doe

Members:

• John Doe
• Jane Doe
• Bob Smith