Here be the 3b ways to achieve greatness:
Warning: the methods below are highly addictive.
1. Wake up. Get mad. Get loud.
2. Slam your fists on the table. Hard.
3. Shout, 'I am 3b, HEAR ME ROAR!'
4. Repeat until someone, anyone, listens.
4a: The art of subtle seduction is, like, so much better.