Team Meeting Agenda

Today's Agenda:

9:00am - 9:10am: Introductions. Please try to say your name without stumbling.
9:10am - 10:00am: Review of last week's accomplishments. Because we all know you've been working on the TPS reports.
10:00am - 10:50am: Project Status Report. Where we pretend like everything is going fine.
10:50am - 11:10am: Break. Because coffee is the only thing that's actually going well around here.
11:10am - 11:30am: New project proposal. Because someone actually thinks they can sell this one to management.
11:30am - 11:50am: Q&A. Where we ask questions like "How did this happen?" "Again?" and "Who's going to fix this?"
11:50am - 12:00pm: Wrap-up. Because someone has to tell us what to do next.

Note: All attendees are expected to bring their A-game. Or at least, a decent B-game. C-game is optional, but not really encouraged.