Project Status: Section 1 - The Thrilling Adventure Begins
Monday
The team has finally gathered around the conference table, fueled by a mix of caffeine and determination.
After hours of brainstorming, we've decided to tackle the most pressing issues first: the vending machine is still not dispensing free snacks, and the office Wi-Fi is slower than a snail on valium.
Click here to see what we accomplished on Tuesday Or click here to see the thrilling conclusionImportant Decisions
We've made some tough choices:
- Free pizza Fridays are now officially a thing.
- The company will provide a foosball table in the break room.
- We're introducing a new dress code: "Business Casual Fridays" (just kidding, it's just Fridays).
Unresolved Issues
Some things remain unsolved:
- The coffee machine is still on the fritz.
- The microwave is still haunted by a ghost from the 90s.
- The stapler is still jammed.