Here at Bureaucrat Inc., we understand that productivity can be a real challenge. That's why we've created this page to provide you with the most convincing justifications for your procrastination habits.
Below, you'll find some of our favorite excuses for putting off tasks until tomorrow:
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things."
"I'm doing research for a project... on the history of procrastination."
"I'm just taking a break to recharge my creative juices."
"I'm reorganizing my to-do list... into a more manageable pile of 'maybe later' and 'never' tasks."
"I'm on a deadline to learn how to do absolutely nothing productively."
Remember: Procrastination is a skill, not a bug.
Stay productive, or not.