Terms and Conditions: Because Our Bills Are So Expensive

By accessing this website, you agree to our terms and conditions, which are basically just a list of things we're too lazy to do ourselves.

Article 1: You must pay us in Bitcoin.

Article 2: You must like our Instagram posts.

Article 3: You must never speak to us in person; we're allergic to human contact.

See also:

• Section 1: The Fine Print
• Section 2: The Conditions of the Conditions
• Section 3: Disclaimers and Other Fine Print