We're thrilled to announce that the Department of Redundant Excuses has issued a new press release. This time, it's not just another excuse for why the coffee machine is broken. No, this release is about something really, really important.

As you know, our department has been working tirelessly to find a solution to the pressing issue of having too many meetings. And we've finally done it! Introducing the "Meeting-Minimizing Protocol"!

With this groundbreaking new policy, we can now have up to 5 meetings per hour, and still manage to get nothing done. It's a game-changer!

Learn more about the Meeting-Minimizing Protocol here.

But wait, there's more! We're also excited to announce the launch of our new "Bureaucracy-Building Initiative"!

With this innovative new program, we can now create even more layers of management to ensure that even the most trivial decisions take weeks to get approved. It's a challenge, we're sure you'll love it!

Find out how you can get involved in the Bureaucracy-Building Initiative. About Us. Contact Us.