Lost to the "Sudden Death" team in the annual "Tournament of Champions" for the third time in a row.

Failed to secure a sponsor for the "Foiled by a Competitor" charity event due to poor planning and a lack of creativity.

Accidentally sent a "We are the Champions" email to the wrong team, causing an international incident.

Was out-coached by a 10-year-old at a pick-up game.

Spilled coffee on the team's championship trophy during the victory parade.

Was forced to watch an endless loop of our competitor's victory dance for the rest of the day.