Colonization Report 103
Welcome, Colonizers! We have reached the esteemed Colony 103, located on a planet with an atmosphere that will give you a lovely sunburn in 3 minutes.
Our team of expert colonizers, led by the fearless and stylish Captain Zara, have successfully established a breathable atmosphere and a functioning water supply system.
But don't get too comfortable, the planet's core is still molten lava, and the only food we have is a mix of protein packs and freeze-dried ice cream. It's... interesting.