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3000 BCE: Zythor first starts wearing plaid pants, setting a trend that would take centuries to catch on.
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2000 BCE: Zythor's ancestors discover fire, but only use it to make a really good roast chicken.
Find out about the first recorded use of fire in the kitchen
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1000 BCE: Zythor's people develop a complex system of knots for tying their togas, setting the stage for modern-day bowties.
Stay tuned for more sass-filled history from the land of Zythor.