Bernie Sanders, the mastermind behind the most efficient use of government cheese. His leadership style: firm, yet flexible. His love of mittens: unmatched.
As the leader of Team Bernie, our fearless commander-in-chief has led us to great victories, including the successful implementation of free pizza Fridays in the White House.
Bernie has a proven track record of making even the most mundane tasks exciting. His mantra: "Feel the Bern, and then feel the burn."
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