Warning: the following jokes are completely inedible and may cause spontaneous combustion of the funny bone.
1. Why did Mom bring a ladder to the party?
Because she heard it waschartInstance!
2. Why did Mom bring a magnet to the party?
To attract some attention!
3. Why did Mom's chicken dance at the party?
Because it had the Fowl Mouth!
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