Team Bob: The Pizza Chronicles

Pizza-Related Memories of Bob

Bob has had his fair share of pizza-related memories, and we're not just talking about the time he accidentally superglued his shoes to the kitchen table during a particularly heated pizza party.

• The Great Pizza-Topia Prophecy - Bob's 1987 prediction of the world ending in a blaze of melted mozzarella
• That One Time Bob Ate the Whole Wheel of Pepperoni - A tale of reckless abandon and regret
• Why Does Bob Always Order the Extra Cheesy Pie? - The mystery that has puzzled Bob's friends and family for decades

Read on for more pizza-related shenanigans, but don't say we didn't warn you...