Quotes of Wisdom and Folly from Bob McBoberson

"A chicken is not just a chicken, it's a mood, a feeling, a state of mind."

- Bob McBoberson, Philosopher of Fowl Logic

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"The only thing I'm good at is eating pizza. If I'm good at anything else, I'm not sure what it is."

- Bob McBoberson, Pizza Connoisseur

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"I once tried to start a petting zoo, but all the animals hated me."

- Bob McBoberson, Unsuccessful Zookeeper

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