Warning: the following guide is not for the faint of heart. Or for those who value subtlety in their fashion choices. Or for anyone who thinks a good outfit should never involve a velvet suit.
It's all about the drama, baby! A good steaming requires finesse, flair, and a hint of recklessness.
Don't even get us started on the importance of a good steaming.
Or, if you will, read about the steaming accidents that could happen to you.