Methodology Report: Bob's Knee Armor Testing
Introduction
Bob's Knee Armor Testing is a rigorous program designed to push the limits of human endurance and technological innovation.
The methodology employed involves a series of grueling trials, each designed to test the strength, flexibility, and overall awesomeness of our knee armor.
Test 1: The Sprint
Test subjects are asked to sprint 50 yards while wearing a pair of our specially designed knee armor.
Results: Average speed: 23.4 mph, Average pain level: 8.5/10
Test 2: The Jumping Jamboree
Test subjects are asked to jump 10 feet in the air while wearing the knee armor.
Results: Average height: 8.2 feet, Average landing pain level: 9.8/10
Test 3: The Spin Cycle of Doom
Test subjects are asked to ride a stationary spin bike for 30 minutes while wearing the knee armor.
Results: Average calories burned: 1200, Average boredom level: 9/10
Conclusion
Our knee armor has been proven to provide exceptional protection, comfort, and entertainment value.
Recommendations
- For optimal results, test subjects should be encouraged to participate in at least three trials per day.
- Results may vary based on individual factors such as shoe size, hair length, and favorite food.
- We highly recommend wearing our knee armor to your next family reunion or company holiday party.