Team Boris: Where Boredom Meets Reality

Boris, the undisputed king of procrastination, is a team of highly trained professionals in the art of doing nothing.

Our Mission:

We specialize in taking the most complex tasks and turning them into the most mind-numbingly dull activities possible.

Our Team Members:

Want to learn more about our team members? Click here!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Activities Page, where we challenge you to do absolutely nothing.

Extreme Ironing Extreme Puzzling Extreme Procrastinating Note: The links provided are fictional and do not actually exist.