Technique 2: The Ancient Art of Extreme Pacing

Because adulting is hard, but pacing yourself is harder

You know what they say: "A man who procrastinates about breaking his leg has no business breaking his leg." – Chuck Noland, aka Chuck Norris

Extreme Pacing: the secret to unlocking your brain's true potential. It's not just about getting stuff done, it's about making every second count.

How to Extreme Pacing:

  1. Set a timer for 10 minutes, and challenge yourself to do as little as possible during that time.
  2. Take breaks every 5 minutes to stare at a wall and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
  3. Use the Pomodoro Technique, but replace "focus" with "distract" and "task" with "video game">

Don't try this at home, kids.

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