Technique 3: The Art of Not Caring About Technique 3

Step 1: Ignore the instructions. Just pretend you're a wizard who doesn't need no stinkin' instructions.

Step 2: Stare intensely at a wall for 10 minutes. This will help you develop the ability to focus on nothing.

Step 3: Eat a sandwich. Any type of sandwich. It doesn't matter.

Step 4: Practice your "I'm a non-conformist" face in the mirror. This will help you develop a strong sense of self.

Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you're convinced that you're a non-achiever who will never achieve anything.

And that's it! Now you can proudly claim that you've mastered the art of not caring about Technique 3.

Want to learn more? Try Technique 2: The Art of Not Caring About Technique 2 or Technique 1: The Art of Not Caring About Technique 1.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Experimental prophets and see where that takes you.