Department of Red Tape

Welcome, citizen, to the Bureaucratic Bureaucracy, where paperwork is our passion and procrastination is our art.

• Forms: Because who needs efficiency, anyway?
• Rules: Because you need to know the rules.
• Committees: Where the real power lies.

Please, take a deep breath, and let the Bureaucratic Bureaucracy guide you through the never-ending labyrinth of forms, meetings, and pointless decisions.

Important Notice:

Due to a recent change in policy, all requests must now be submitted in triplicate, with at least two witnesses, and a stamped, self-addressed envelope.

Failure to comply will result in a minimum of 6 months' delay in processing, and a maximum of 2 years' denial.