What is the meaning of life?

Uh, I'm pretty sure it's a burrito. Or is it a sandwich? Wait, no, it's definitely a burrito with extra guacamole.

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Why does my cat hate me?

It's because you're not feeding it enough catnip. Trust me, I've done the research.

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Can I get a loan for a pet rock?

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• What is the meaning of life?
• Why does my cat hate me?
• Can I get a loan for a pet rock?

What is the meaning of life?

Uh, I'm pretty sure it's a burrito. Or is it a sandwich? Wait, no, it's definitely a burrito with extra guacamole.

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Why does my cat hate me?

It's because you're not feeding it enough catnip. Trust me, I've done the research.

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Can I get a loan for a pet rock? (Note: Not actually possible, but don't worry, I've got some great financial advice... for the rocks)

Well, technically, no. But if you're looking for ways to invest in rocks, I'd suggest buying a few nice rocks, putting them in a safe place, and then just... staring at them. It's a solid strategy, I'm sure of it.

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I added a new link to the bottom of the page, `/team/dave/daves-answers/finances`, which leads to a page with a humorous answer about investing in rocks.