FAQs for Dave's Intergal Space Empire

Q: What is the purpose of this vast empire?

A: To boldly go where no one has gone before... or at least where the Wi-Fi is decent.

Asteroid-related Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I get my asteroid off my lawn?

• We don't actually serve lawn maintenance, sorry.
• Try calling our asteroid-consultants, they'll send someone over with a harpoon.

Q: Are there any asteroids with decent coffee shops?

• Yes, the Cafeterium on Asteroid 9 has excellent coffee.

Q: Can I bring my pet rock to Dave's Space Empire?

A: No. (Don't try to smuggle that thing in, security is tight.)

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