“From this day forward, all team members are required to include a minimum of three instances of sarcasm in all verbal and written communications,” declared Dave, the Supreme Ruler of Team Dave.
Exceptions to this Decree Enforcement of this Decree Penalties for Non-Compliance“Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to, being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music in a windowless conference room,” warned Dave, ominously.
View Decree Revision History“This is not a drill,” said Dave, as he slammed his fist on the table.
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