Unconventional Wisdom from the Multiverse's Most Enthusiastic Meatball Enthusiasts
Yes. Clearly. It's not like they're just balls of meat or anything. They have thoughts. Feelings. And a strong sense of self-awareness that's only occasionally interrupted by the need for more cheese.
Only if you want to experience the existential horror of consuming a being with a fully functioning nervous system. We're not saying it's a bad idea or anything. But have you ever considered the implications? The moral implications? The digestive implications? Okay, fine. Eat 'em. Just be prepared for the inevitable consequences.
No. They're meatballs. They don't have a language. But they do have a peculiar fondness for 80's pop music and the works of David Hasselhoff. Try whistling "Never Gonna Give You Up" and you'll be well on your way to establishing a meaningful connection.
Safe? Ha! The Multiverse is not a safe place. But if you insist on playing it safe, just remember: Quantum Meatballs are not responsible for any property damage or emotional distress caused by their unpredictable behavior. That's just a coincidence.