Dave's Unpredictable Work Schedule
Today:
- 10:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, forget what I did
- 11:00 AM - Caffeine intake: 2 cups of dark roast
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break: eating leftovers, wondering where it all went wrong
- 2:00 PM - More forgetfulness, more caffeine
- 4:00 PM - Randomly rearrange furniture, question my life choices
Tomorrow:
- 8:00 AM - Wake up, forget what I did, again
- 10:00 AM - Repeat yesterday
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break: more leftovers, more regret
- 1:00 PM - More of the same
- Tuesday: The Never-Ending Story