Tuesday Schedule
Today, Dave will be eating Cheetos for breakfast. At precisely 8:00 AM, he will attempt to remember where he put his keys. If successful, he will then proceed to the conference room to discuss the meaning of life with the interns. Otherwise, he will spend the day playing Solitaire on his phone.
Later, at 12:00 PM, there will be a meeting with Marketing to discuss the new 'Buy Me' button. Dave has been told to bring his A-game, but let's be real, he's probably just going to eat all his lunch in 5 minutes.