By the power vested in us, the Supreme Council of Bananarchy, we hereby declare the following:
1. All team members are required to wear banana-themed accessories to work.
2. The break room will now be stocked with an endless supply of banana-flavored coffee creamer.
3. All meetings will be conducted in a 3D virtual reality environment, with a minimum of 10 virtual bananas in attendance.
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