Mandate 4: The Unyielding Mandate of Uniqueness

In accordance with the unrelenting spirit of innovation, the team has decreed that all future projects shall feature a minimum of 5 distinctively different shades of blue.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced attendance of mandatory team-building sessions featuring trust falls and awkward small talk.
• Randomized dress code enforcement, where Fridays shall be mandatory Hawaiian shirt day.
• Bi-weekly mandatory 3 a.m. meetings for "strategic brainstorming."

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