Departmental Bureaucracy Committee 1: The Meeting That Wouldn't End

Welcome to the Departmental Bureaucracy Committee 1, where the meetings never end and the coffee is always free! This committee is dedicated to discussing the intricacies of unnecessary meetings and how to make them even longer.

• Subcommittee of the Most Irrelevant Agenda Items
• Subcommittee of Painless Petitions
• Subcommittee of Endless Bureaucratic Red Tape

We're meeting now. Yes, really. We're still here. Don't worry, we'll get to your item 47 by 3 PM. Maybe.