Welcome, sailor! You've found the captain's log for the illustrious Ellen, the greatest space explorer in the galaxy.
As we navigate the cosmos, we've encountered some of the most peculiar creatures in the universe. From giant space jellyfish to talking robots, we've seen it all!
But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our most notable missions:
Latest Mission Report:
We've recently returned from a grueling mission to explore the depths of the Andromeda galaxy. Our findings? Well, let's just say we've discovered a species of sentient, disco-dancing aliens.
Stay tuned for more updates from the field! And remember, when in space, always wear your seatbelt... and your sense of humor.