We're not looking for just anyone. We want the best of the best, the crème de la crème, the cream puffs.
If you're a master of the dark arts, a virtuoso of video games, a sage of the internet, or a sultan of satire, we might be looking for you.
But don't get your hopes up. We're a tough crowd. Our standards are high, our expectations are higher.
So, if you think you have what it takes, send us your application. But don't say we didn't warn you.
Read our application requirements and non-disclosure agreements carefully, or don't bother applying at all.
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