Membership Plan: Bronze Tier

For the faint of heart and the barely committed.

• Upgrade to Silver Tier for slightly less mediocrity
• Bronze Tier Rules: Because you clearly need to be told what to do
• Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)

Benefits:

• Mildly interesting emails about upcoming events and sales
• A 10% discount on all purchases (because we're nice)
• Access to our moderately entertaining blog posts

Pricing:

• $0.00 (free)
• Sign up now and risk nothing!