You've stumbled upon our secret lair. We're not exactly heroes, but more like... well, we like to think we're heroes.
We are Team Epsilon, the unlikely heroes of the world. We've saved the world from certain doom on multiple occasions, but we're not bragging or anything.
Our motto is "We're not really sure, but we'll try not to mess it up this time." It's a motto that's served us well over the years.