My Secret Budget
As a ninja, I have mastered the art of stealthy budgeting. My secret stash of gold coins is hidden in a secure location, known only to myself.
I spend my days infiltrating the financial systems of the non-ninja population, gathering intel on their spending habits.
My skills include:
- Stealthy financial analysis
- Master of disguise (as a retired accountant)
- Expertise in Excel (the ninja's best friend)
But be warned: if you try to follow in my footsteps, you will be met with a fierce ninja sword and a sternly worded budget report.
Mission Briefing for more information on my current operation.