Jane and John Doe's Decision Desk

Here, we have a team of experts in indecision. Our team consists of Jane and John Doe, who are experts in making the most unorthodox decisions in the industry.

Our team's motto is "We'll make a decision, even if it's wrong, and then we'll make another one, just for good measure."

Some of our notable decisions include:

• We decided that the color red is actually blue
• We decided that 3 a.m. Taco Tuesday was a good idea
• We decided that buying 1000 dogs was a good investment opportunity

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