Today, John, a seasoned IT specialist, has made the most absurd decision of his life: buying 1000 dogs. Yes, you read that right. 1000 dogs. He's going for a new record, folks.
Apparently, he's been inspired by a particularly fetching meme he saw on the internet, and now he's on a mission to collect as many canines as humanly possible.
As a result, John has created a special "Dogs of War" task force, dedicated to infiltrating local animal shelters and gathering as many breeds as he can carry in a 40-foot moving truck.
Dogs of War - Learn more about John's top-secret mission to collect 1000 dogs in one go.
Dog Training Academy - Where John's new recruits will learn to fetch, stay, and roll over in 5 easy steps.