Mission 2: The One with the Laser Pointer
Our mission objective is to launch the world's most advanced laser pointer, capable of reaching orbit and destroying planets from 3000 miles away.
The team is led by Captain Jess, a highly experienced and decorated astronaut with a penchant for bad jokes.
Our team members include:
- Dr. Emily, our chief scientist and expert in all things laser.
- Colonel Smith, our military liaison and expert in all things explosions.
- Tech Support, our go-to guy for all things IT.
Stay tuned for updates from the launch site!
Or, if you will, do not. We're not actually launching anything. That would be a bad idea.