Joe's Awards Ceremony

Awards for Excellence in Procrastination and General Awesomeness

Presented by the International Association of People Who Can't Get Anything Done

Award for Most Likely to Get a Caffeine Fix at 3 AM

Given to Joe for his impressive ability to binge-watch entire seasons of TV shows in one night.

Award for Best Use of Sarcasm in a Non-Profane Context

Given to Joe for his remarkable use of wit in everyday conversation.

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