Team John: Masters of the Universe

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated canines are ready to take on the world. Or, at the very least, your cat.

Meet our top dog, John, the fearless leader of the pack.

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Our arsenal includes:

Our Canine Arsenal

We've got the most advanced, high-tech, top-secret gadgets at our paws.

Our Most Deadly Projects

This is where we get really, really, seriously deadly.

Project: Laser Pointer of Doom

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Project: Robo-Bone

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Our Favorite Toys

We like to play with the big boys.

Our favorite toy: Deus Ex Machina

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